Miles O'Neal

• Born in transit [7] from Mars to El Paso, Texas, at age 0
• Spent the age of 3 in Atlanta
• Returned to El Paso
• Moved to edge of El Paso desert at age 5, loved it
• Moved to Augusta, GA, at age ~11, hated it (it's changed, so have I, we get along now)
• Bought Yamaha G7S (80cc street/dirt motorcycle), age 15, loved it
• First guitar, age 16
• Fled to Ga Tech, Atlanta, age 17, loved/hated it
• Tuned in, turned on, dropped out, age 18
• Back to Augusta for a quarter at Augusta College, straightened up, worked for the summer, back to drugs, back to Atlanta.
• Met God in Tampa, dropped back in (sort of) age 20
• Got married, age 22
• Did the Daddy thang (2x + many "doptakids"[tm])
• Founded Roadkills-R-Us, a company existing only in cyberspace, 1988
• Moved to Austin, 1991, love it
• Discovered Chuys Tex-Mex, 1991, still addicted
• Found long lost twin sister Mary (different parents, year, city), early 1992 (along with various other long, lost family members such as little brother Michael Hill)
• Found long lost twin brother Jon (different parents, year, state), late 1992, who then found our long lost sister, Jen, and, since all parental units were different, promptly married her.
• Started working with teenagers at RRC, 1992, realized it's a big part of what I was made for
• Contributed to English language: non-gender-specific pronouns & possessives, 1993
• Rediscovered tube guitar amps, 1995 or so
• Plan to die someday, year unknown (forwarding address: Heaven)

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[7] Along the Eggar Route[8].
[8] You'll have to read The Witches of Karres to find out about this.