| DON'T... | DO... |
|---|---|
| list O. J. or Bart Simpson as a reference | name drop within the industry (Bill Joy, Bill Gates, Ed Taylor, Jason Behm, Spaf, Carl Brown, etc) |
| list dubious memberships (e.g., Heavens Gate) | mention every buzzword you've ever read an article on |
| include your feelings about your current boss | bash everyone you've worked for in the past |
| admit you'll accept M&Ms in lieu of salary | establish your limits ("suits suck!") |
| list time served for felonies | list sites you've hacked |
| list all your pyschoses and medications | show pride in having avoided going postal so far |
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