Oh, Death, We Hardly Knew Ye

But I refuse to bow
to this scumbag usurper.
I spit on Death's grave,
I laugh in his face,
I make
jokes.

Death sucks.
He may one day get my body
but he
can't
have
me.

Copyright 1995 Miles O'Neal, Austin, TX. All rights reserved.

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