wEb.biZZaRe

The Talk.Bizarre Web.Whatsit

Some of these pages are netscape-dehanced for your total annoyance. We are, after all, talking about teeDOTbee on the Wuh Wuh Wuh.

If YoU hAvE tO aSk, YoU dOn'T wAnT tO kNoW.


``It's not news named the talk dot bizarre froup, it's a news froup named talk dot bizarre.'' -Jim Fulton, X guru, in the throes of a convulsion induced by a 148 degree (F) fever.

[If you had graphics, there would be a volcano here!] [If you had graphics, there would be a volcano here!] Touch a volcano to see what most mortals see in talk.bizarre or anything else in the picture to see the reality (217 kb).

``If it never hurts your brain, it isn't teeDOTbee!''


WHY isn't this page UNDER CONSTRUCTION?

Because, unlike some MORONS, these pages understand the t.b motto:

Read. Learn. Evolve.

It's evolving. Not ``under construction''.

``Better Living Through Creative Mayhem'' -BoB teCh

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TINC What's In Here That Won't Consume You TINC

(maybe)

We have cool tee shirts (none available - so sorry), as does one of our sponsors, X Industries.

You can also check out the Prehistory of talk.bizarre, the Meaning of Life in talk.bizarre (including the Evolutionary Theory of its origin), and the Creationist Theory of the t.b origin.

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What's New?

X Industries is on the web!

The Official HOTT.BOB tee shirt!

An Official Web.biZZaRe Press Release

HOTT.BOB
(Taos. Aug 11.)

And the Offical t.b Font!

TalK.BizZarE Jargon, In-joke, Insider Traiting, and Haiku Explanations

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BoB Photos

[BoB n AmI] <-- BobBoB - WE GOT PHOTOS - rochBoB --> [Scorpion]
These BoB pages courtesy of j.j .

The Gallery of BoB...
Brought to you by Anvil Graphics and Eric Scheirer.

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*PLONK* CyberSpace Corpse *PLONK*

Sponsors, but Hardly reSponsible

[Roadkills-R-Us] [X Industries] [CyberSight]
[Anvil Graphics] [Spinnwebe] [Spatula City]
Trailing Edge Technologies (defunct)
The IMRF (defunct?)
Clipper Chip Newtwork Solutions

Non-Contributory Sponsors

(Don't Ask, Don't Tell)

--
[1] There Is No cabal [1]
[2] Currently Asleep at the Wheel [3]
[3] Which Explains A Lot, Eh?

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So What?

Evidently, there has been some confusion over this Web Page's purpose. Which is pretty stupid, as it has none. It sold its purpose to the Algerians - well, actually traded it. For hypertext-ready, MIRV newtron bombs.

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How do I get there from here?

Either fill in the Wuh Wuh Wuh form or send email to the address at the bottom of the page (sic).

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Credits & Debits 

Overall:
   Assistance              : Various bizarrites
   Concept                 : Tom Boutell
   Full Directory          : d. Page, Tom Boutell
   Implementation, Current : RRU
Artwork:
   BoB stuff               : j.j's pages or other BoB pages
   Eruption                : John F. Woods
   Plaid                   : dfan Schmidt
   Plonk                   : kevin carothers <kevin@drogges.tti.com>
   Sponsor Logos           : Respective owners
   TINC badge/logo         : Jonathan Vail
   Z Pitiful Remainder, & all Mutilations: Miles O'Neal
Last updated: 25 Oct 2001

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These pages are netscape-dehanced to get that total, virtually bizarre, scent.

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Miles O'Neal, <meo@rru.com>
Rte 1, Box 558 / Leander, TX / 78641-9413
Web space provided by Schober O'Neal.